I joined the Monday standup on mute and gave a full update to myself
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View entertainment →Request • Casual • Everyone • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
Joined Monday standup on mute, gave a full update to myself. #MondayMood #WorkFromHome #ClassicMistake
Request • Professional • The internet • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Accidentally updated my invisible team at the Monday standup.
Request • Sweet • My followers • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
You may be on mute, but you're still your own best audience.
Request • Sarcastic • My boss • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Employee Achieves New Level of Productivity by Giving Full Work Update to Themselves on Muted Standup Meeting.
Request • Funny • My mom • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
"Joining the Monday standup on mute: talking to yourself at work has never been this productive. #MondayMotivation #WorkFromHome #SelfUpdate"
Request • Formal • My friends • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
I inadvertently presented my Monday standup report to an audience of one: me.
