work / meetings

I accidentally hit ‘End for All’ instead of ‘Leave’ and ended the call

I arrived ten minutes early and still couldn’t find a working conference room

I asked for questions and instantly regretted asking for questions

I booked a meeting over lunch and brought loud chips as my co-presenter

I couldn’t share my screen because every app wanted an update first

I ended the meeting early and immediately got three follow-up pings

I extended a 15-minute sync into a 65-minute group therapy session

I forgot to invite the only person who could approve the plan

I gave a big speech just as the internet froze on my worst face

I joined the Monday standup on mute and gave a full update to myself

I mistook the client’s name and kept saying it confidently for 20 minutes

I presented the wrong slide deck and realized halfway through

I scheduled a meeting to discuss why we have too many meetings

I sent the agenda after the meeting started and everyone winged it

I shared the wrong tab and gave a tour of my grocery list

I showed a prototype that worked perfectly until everyone joined

I spent twenty minutes discussing a problem we already solved last week

I took action items I don’t understand but nodded like I did

I tried to be concise, then told a three-chapter origin story

I wrote notes so fast I can’t read my own handwriting now