I bought socks that cost more than my dignity
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View entertainment →Request • Professional • My boss • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

I invested in socks so luxurious, they outpriced my self-respect.
Request • Sweet • My mom • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

Spent more on socks than my dignity is worth—at least my feet are walking in luxury. #SocksWorth #LuxuryFeet #RetailTherapy
Request • Sarcastic • My friends • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"I bought socks that cost more than my dignity—because who needs self-respect when your feet are cozy?"
Request • Funny • Everyone • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

You will soon realize your socks have more support than your self-esteem.
Request • Formal • The internet • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"Man Purchases Socks So Expensive, His Dignity Files for Bankruptcy."
Request • Casual • My followers • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

"Sometimes, the path to self-discovery starts with overpriced socks. #TravelWisdom #LuxuryLife #SockItToMe"