- I asked if it went on vacation without me
I asked if it went on vacation without me
 - I attached a tag that could locate a ghost
I attached a tag that could locate a ghost
 - I borrowed a shirt that made me a new person
I borrowed a shirt that made me a new person
 - I bought socks that cost more than my dignity
I bought socks that cost more than my dignity
 - I brushed my teeth with optimism and a tiny toothbrush
I brushed my teeth with optimism and a tiny toothbrush
 - I celebrated by washing everything twice
I celebrated by washing everything twice
 - I cheered when the courier arrived like a long‑lost friend
I cheered when the courier arrived like a long‑lost friend
 - I filed a report with the calm of a sleep‑deprived diplomat
I filed a report with the calm of a sleep‑deprived diplomat
 - I learned my bag prefers scenic routes and layovers
I learned my bag prefers scenic routes and layovers
 - I learned to pack essentials in the carry‑on like a pro
I learned to pack essentials in the carry‑on like a pro
 - I promised my suitcase we’d travel closer together next time
I promised my suitcase we’d travel closer together next time
 - I reunited with my bag and immediately forgave it
I reunited with my bag and immediately forgave it
 - I swaggered through arrivals in yesterday’s outfit
I swaggered through arrivals in yesterday’s outfit
 - I took a photo of my suitcase like a proud parent
I took a photo of my suitcase like a proud parent
 - I tracked my suitcase on a map that loves suspense
I tracked my suitcase on a map that loves suspense
 - I turned adversity into content for my group chat
I turned adversity into content for my group chat
 - I turned the free amenity kit into a survival kit
I turned the free amenity kit into a survival kit
 - I watched the carousel spin like a minimalist fashion show
I watched the carousel spin like a minimalist fashion show
 - I waved goodbye to matched outfits and embraced chaos
I waved goodbye to matched outfits and embraced chaos
 - I wore airport merch like a runway model of necessity
I wore airport merch like a runway model of necessity