- I asked if it went on vacation without me
I asked if it went on vacation without me
- I attached a tag that could locate a ghost
I attached a tag that could locate a ghost
- I borrowed a shirt that made me a new person
I borrowed a shirt that made me a new person
- I bought socks that cost more than my dignity
I bought socks that cost more than my dignity
- I brushed my teeth with optimism and a tiny toothbrush
I brushed my teeth with optimism and a tiny toothbrush
- I celebrated by washing everything twice
I celebrated by washing everything twice
- I cheered when the courier arrived like a long‑lost friend
I cheered when the courier arrived like a long‑lost friend
- I filed a report with the calm of a sleep‑deprived diplomat
I filed a report with the calm of a sleep‑deprived diplomat
- I learned my bag prefers scenic routes and layovers
I learned my bag prefers scenic routes and layovers
- I learned to pack essentials in the carry‑on like a pro
I learned to pack essentials in the carry‑on like a pro
- I promised my suitcase we’d travel closer together next time
I promised my suitcase we’d travel closer together next time
- I reunited with my bag and immediately forgave it
I reunited with my bag and immediately forgave it
- I swaggered through arrivals in yesterday’s outfit
I swaggered through arrivals in yesterday’s outfit
- I took a photo of my suitcase like a proud parent
I took a photo of my suitcase like a proud parent
- I tracked my suitcase on a map that loves suspense
I tracked my suitcase on a map that loves suspense
- I turned adversity into content for my group chat
I turned adversity into content for my group chat
- I turned the free amenity kit into a survival kit
I turned the free amenity kit into a survival kit
- I watched the carousel spin like a minimalist fashion show
I watched the carousel spin like a minimalist fashion show
- I waved goodbye to matched outfits and embraced chaos
I waved goodbye to matched outfits and embraced chaos
- I wore airport merch like a runway model of necessity
I wore airport merch like a runway model of necessity