I ate a pretzel that cost like a souvenir
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View entertainment →Request • Formal • My boss • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"Today, I enjoyed a pretzel priced as if it came with a side of memories."
Request • Casual • My mom • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

A pretzel so pricey, it doubles as a memory.
Request • Professional • My friends • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Traveler Mistakes $10 Pretzel for Priceless Souvenir in Costly Culinary Adventure.
Request • Sweet • Everyone • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

"Sometimes, the journey is as twisted as the pretzel—and just as priceless. #TravelTales #PricelessBites #Wanderlust"
Request • Sarcastic • The internet • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Just ate a pretzel so overpriced I'm considering framing the receipt.
Request • Funny • My followers • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Bought a pretzel at the airport; now I'm too broke to afford the flight.