- I asked for updates and got poetry instead
I asked for updates and got poetry instead
 - I ate a pretzel that cost like a souvenir
I ate a pretzel that cost like a souvenir
 - I became best friends with the charging outlet
I became best friends with the charging outlet
 - I boarded cheerfully and sat hopefully
I boarded cheerfully and sat hopefully
 - I bought a neck pillow that supports my regrets
I bought a neck pillow that supports my regrets
 - I explored every terminal like a budget vacation
I explored every terminal like a budget vacation
 - I found a quiet corner that immediately attracted toddlers
I found a quiet corner that immediately attracted toddlers
 - I guarded my seat like it had Wi‑Fi royalty
I guarded my seat like it had Wi‑Fi royalty
 - I landed late and clapped internally
I landed late and clapped internally
 - I learned the airport floor has several personalities
I learned the airport floor has several personalities
 - I napped upright and invented a new yoga pose
I napped upright and invented a new yoga pose
 - I negotiated with the weather and lost politely
I negotiated with the weather and lost politely
 - I promised to pack snacks like a seasoned traveler next time
I promised to pack snacks like a seasoned traveler next time
 - I rebooked myself with the confidence of a travel agent
I rebooked myself with the confidence of a travel agent
 - I refreshed the app until my thumb fell asleep
I refreshed the app until my thumb fell asleep
 - I sprinted to the gate to wait two extra hours
I sprinted to the gate to wait two extra hours
 - I timed my bathroom break perfectly to miss an announcement
I timed my bathroom break perfectly to miss an announcement
 - I took a victory lap when the new gate was the old gate
I took a victory lap when the new gate was the old gate
 - I tracked my bag like a suspicious character arc
I tracked my bag like a suspicious character arc
 - I watched the board change from ‘On Time’ to ‘Story Time’
I watched the board change from ‘On Time’ to ‘Story Time’