I stepped on a toy that violated at least three treaties
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View entertainment →Request • Sweet • Everyone • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Stepped on a toy so lethal, it should come with a passport.
Request • Sarcastic • The internet • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Just stepped on a toy so dangerous, I'm pretty sure it should come with its own UN resolution.
Request • Funny • My followers • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
Just stepped on a toy that violated at least three treaties and my foot's negotiating for peace. #ParentingPerils #ToyTruce #Ouch
Request • Formal • My boss • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
I stepped on a toy so treacherous it might need a passport and a peacekeeping mission.
Request • Casual • My mom • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
A toy underfoot today may breach global peace tomorrow.
Request • Professional • My friends • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Local Parent Declares Toy a War Crime After Painful Encounter in Living Room.
