- I answered ‘why’ for the thirty‑second consecutive time
I answered ‘why’ for the thirty‑second consecutive time
 - I assembled the playset using only stubbornness and extra screws
I assembled the playset using only stubbornness and extra screws
 - I declared no sweets and then bribed with half a cookie
I declared no sweets and then bribed with half a cookie
 - I explained Wi‑Fi like it was a bedtime story
I explained Wi‑Fi like it was a bedtime story
 - I hid the veggies so well I can’t find them either
I hid the veggies so well I can’t find them either
 - I lost the pacifier and found it in my pocket all day
I lost the pacifier and found it in my pocket all day
 - I packed the lunch and forgot the actual lunch
I packed the lunch and forgot the actual lunch
 - I praised the art and realized it’s the wall now
I praised the art and realized it’s the wall now
 - I promised ‘five more minutes’ and time became theoretical
I promised ‘five more minutes’ and time became theoretical
 - I read the same book again with Oscar-worthy enthusiasm
I read the same book again with Oscar-worthy enthusiasm
 - I said bedtime at eight and negotiated until nine-thirty
I said bedtime at eight and negotiated until nine-thirty
 - I spelled ‘P-A-R-K’ and they still understood
I spelled ‘P-A-R-K’ and they still understood
 - I stepped on a toy that violated at least three treaties
I stepped on a toy that violated at least three treaties
 - I taught sharing while guarding my last coffee
I taught sharing while guarding my last coffee
 - I took a family photo where no one looked the same direction
I took a family photo where no one looked the same direction
 - I tried a calm voice that sounded suspiciously like panic
I tried a calm voice that sounded suspiciously like panic
 - I tried to nap when they napped and answered six emails instead
I tried to nap when they napped and answered six emails instead
 - I turned off the TV and triggered the season finale of drama
I turned off the TV and triggered the season finale of drama
 - I whispered ‘we’re doing our best’ to the mirror at midnight
I whispered ‘we’re doing our best’ to the mirror at midnight
 - I wore the sticker they gifted me like a Nobel Prize
I wore the sticker they gifted me like a Nobel Prize