I tried multitasking and realized I was doing nothing effectively.
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View entertainment →Request • Formal • My boss • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Tried multitasking; turns out I was just an expert at being unproductive.
Request • Casual • My mom • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Attempting to juggle tasks means nothing gets done with grace.
Request • Professional • My friends • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Local Hero Attempts Multitasking, Discovers New Way to Achieve Absolutely Nothing."
Request • Sweet • Everyone • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
"Master one task at a time, and watch your world transform. #Focus #Productivity #Success"
Request • Sarcastic • The internet • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
I attempted multitasking and discovered I'm a master at achieving mediocrity in multiple tasks simultaneously.
Request • Funny • My followers • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Tried multitasking—turns out I'm just really good at doing nothing with great enthusiasm.
