I set reminders for everything but ignored them when they went off.
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View entertainment →Request • Funny • Everyone • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
You set reminders like an alarm clock, but nap like a cat. #Procrastination #ForgetfulGenius #Reminders
Request • Formal • The internet • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Organizer Procrastinates: Man Sets Reminders, Perfects Art of Selective Amnesia."
Request • Casual • My followers • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Great plans fall silent when reminders become background noise."
Request • Professional • My boss • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
I scheduled reminders diligently, only to master the art of ignoring them when they chimed.
Request • Sweet • My mom • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
Set reminders for everything, yet still needed Mom's voice to make it happen. #MomsMagic #TimelessLove #NeverForget
Request • Sarcastic • My friends • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Setting reminders: my daily ritual of ignoring my own advice."
