I discovered the office coffee machine was broken on my second day.
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View entertainment →Request • Funny • Everyone • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
"Your future holds DIY espresso; bring patience. #OfficeLife #CaffeineQuest #NewJob"
Request • Formal • The internet • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Rookie Revelation: Office Productivity Plummets as Coffee Machine Brews Its Last."
Request • Casual • My followers • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Broken coffee machine on day two: time to brew resilience!
Request • Professional • My boss • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
On day two, I discovered our coffee machine's secret talent: impersonating a paperweight.
Request • Sweet • My mom • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
On my second day, the office coffee machine broke; guess it's instant bonding over instant coffee. #NewJob #OfficeLife #CoffeeCrisis
Request • Sarcastic • My friends • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Day two: Realized the office coffee machine is just a decorative piece."
