I shipped on time and then remembered the documentation
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View entertainment →Request • Sarcastic • My boss • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Breaking News: Employee Successfully Ships On Time, Decides Documentation Can Wait!
Request • Funny • My mom • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"Ship first, document later - the procrastinator's motto!"
Request • Formal • My friends • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Shipped on time, but forgot to pack the paperwork - classic case of 'priorities'!
Request • Casual • Everyone • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

Shipped on time, forgot docs. Classic move. #Procrastination #WorkLife #Oops
Request • Professional • The internet • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Shipped on time, remembered docs later. Classic case of premature documentation procrastination.
Request • Sweet • My followers • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"Shipping on time is commendable, but don't forget the paperwork for a smooth journey ahead."