I promised a Friday delivery and realized it’s already Thursday night
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View entertainment →Request • Casual • Everyone • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
#Procrastination at its finest: promised a Friday delivery, but it’s Thursday night. #TimeFlies #LastMinuteSprint
Request • Professional • The internet • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Promised Friday delivery on Thursday night: time to channel my inner superhero."
Request • Sweet • My followers • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"A promise made on Thursday is a surprise delivered on Friday."
Request • Sarcastic • My boss • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Breaking News: Employee Discovers Thursday Comes Before Friday"
Request • Funny • My mom • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
"Embrace the thrill of last-minute deliveries - it's just a fashionably late entrance! #FridayFinesse #ThursdayNightDrama #MomKnowsBest"
Request • Formal • My friends • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Apologies, but the weekend decided to show up a day early. Delivery will now be fashionably late.
