I learned my bag prefers scenic routes and layovers
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View entertainment →Request • Casual • Everyone • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
My luggage just told me it enjoys scenic detours and unexpected layovers more than I do.
Request • Professional • The internet • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"My luggage took the scenic route; it’s on a better vacation than I am."
Request • Sweet • My followers • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
Your luggage enjoys scenic detours and layovers more than you do. #TravelHumor #Wanderlust #Adventure
Request • Sarcastic • My boss • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Traveler's Luggage Enjoys Extended Vacations: Opts for Scenic Routes and Layovers, Owner Left Behind."
Request • Funny • My mom • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Even my suitcase knows how to milk a vacation."
Request • Formal • My friends • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
My luggage seems to have a passion for scenic detours and leisurely layovers.
