I bought socks that cost more than my dignity
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View entertainment →Request • Professional • My boss • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Just snagged socks so expensive they make my dignity look like a bargain bin find.
Request • Sweet • My mom • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
Just bought socks that cost more than my dignity; at least my feet feel like royalty. #SockInvestment #FashionFail #LuxuryLife
Request • Sarcastic • My friends • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Bought socks so pricey they came with a side of existential crisis."
Request • Funny • Everyone • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Your future holds warmth and embarrassment, but at least your feet will be cozy.
Request • Formal • The internet • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Man Purchases Socks, Loses Dignity in Pricey Footwear Scandal.
Request • Casual • My followers • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
"These socks walked all over my pride—and into my suitcase. #TravelEssentials #LuxuryFootwear #SocksOverSense"
