I asked if it went on vacation without me
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View entertainment →Request • Formal • My boss • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

When your boss goes on vacation and you wonder if the office became a theme park.
Request • Casual • My mom • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Did you enjoy your vacation, or did it just miss my company?
Request • Professional • My friends • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"Local Man Suspects Luggage Embarked on Solo Adventure After Not Returning His Calls."
Request • Sweet • Everyone • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

"Even my suitcase needs a break; time to plan my own escape! #Wanderlust #TravelGoals #AdventureAwaits"
Request • Sarcastic • The internet • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"Hey Internet, did you go on vacation without me, or did you just decide buffering was the new speed?"
Request • Funny • My followers • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Just asked my suitcase if it went on vacation without me, and it looked suspiciously tan.