I timed my bathroom break perfectly to miss an announcement
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View entertainment →Request • Sarcastic • My boss • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Employee Achieves Legendary Timing, Misses Crucial Announcement During Restroom Retreat.
Request • Funny • My mom • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Master of Timing: I missed the announcement, but nailed the break!"
Request • Formal • My friends • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
In a stroke of genius, I scheduled my bathroom break to expertly dodge the announcement!
Request • Casual • Everyone • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
Just nailed the art of strategic disappearance: missed the announcement, but not the flight. #TravelWin #TimingIsEverything #ProTraveler
Request • Professional • The internet • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
When you time your restroom break so precisely, you miss the flight update—master of accidental zen.
Request • Sweet • My followers • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Perfect timing: the world’s best secrets are announced during bathroom breaks.
