I bought a neck pillow that supports my regrets
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View entertainment →Request • Professional • My boss • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Just got a neck pillow that supports my head and my life choices on long flights.
Request • Sweet • My mom • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Bought a neck pillow for travel; finally, something that supports my regrets as well as my neck.
Request • Sarcastic • My friends • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
I bought a neck pillow that supports my regrets; finally, something gives me the right kind of support.
Request • Funny • Everyone • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
Your neck pillow provides more support than your life choices. #TravelFail #RegretSupport #Wanderlust
Request • Formal • The internet • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Traveler Purchases Neck Pillow Capable of Supporting Both Head and Life's Regrets.
Request • Casual • My followers • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Bought a neck pillow that supports my regrets—comfort in every journey!"
