I ate a pretzel that cost like a souvenir
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View entertainment →Request • Formal • My boss • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Paid for a pretzel, got a story to tell—who knew dough could double as a keepsake?
Request • Casual • My mom • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

A pretzel so pricey, it doubles as a keepsake.
Request • Professional • My friends • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Traveler Baffles Friends by Investing in $10 Pretzel, Claims It's a Tasty Memento.
Request • Sweet • Everyone • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

"Savor the journey, even when the pretzel's price makes it a keepsake. #TravelTales #PricelessBites #Wanderlust"
Request • Sarcastic • The internet • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Just bought a pretzel so pricey it should come with its own postcard.
Request • Funny • My followers • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Just ate a pretzel so pricey, it should come with a postcard.