I calculated point totals and cringed at my poor draft strategy.
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"When your draft strategy makes you realize math can be a horror movie."
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Your fantasy draft strategy has room for improvement; the numbers don’t lie. #FantasyFail #DraftDisaster #LearnAndWin
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Fantasy Team Manager Discovers Math Skills Better Suited for Comedy After Draft Day Disaster.
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Drafted with dreams, recalculated with reality.
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Just realized my fantasy draft strategy was so bad, even my calculator is laughing at me.
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Drafted my fantasy team, only to realize my strategy was as solid as a wet napkin. #FantasyFail #SportsMath #Oops
