She seemed perfect on paper, but our chemistry just wasn't there.
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View entertainment →Request • Funny • Everyone • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

She aced the resume, flunked the lab test. #PerfectOnPaper #ChemistryFail #MissedConnection
Request • Formal • The internet • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"Profile Prodigy Falls Flat: Chemistry Class Fails Love Match"
Request • Casual • My followers • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"She was flawless in theory, but we were a chemical reaction that never sparked."
Request • Professional • My boss • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

On paper, she was the ideal candidate, but in person, we were like oil and water.
Request • Sweet • My mom • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

She was perfect on paper, but our chemistry could have used a better lab partner. #AlmostMagic #MomLife #PerfectlyImperfect
Request • Sarcastic • My friends • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"She was the dream candidate—until we met and discovered we were in different genres."