My neighbor's dog decided my flowerbed was the perfect bathroom spot.
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View entertainment →Request • Funny • Everyone • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
Your flowerbed may be the dog's throne, but fortune favors the hose. #DogDilemmas #GardenGlory #PetProblems
Request • Formal • The internet • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Local Florist Reports: Neighbor's Dog Declares Floral Sanctuary Official Restroom Zone.
Request • Casual • My followers • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Sometimes life gives us fertilizer in unexpected ways."
Request • Professional • My boss • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
My neighbor's dog has taken 'organic fertilizer' to a new level in my flowerbed.
Request • Sweet • My mom • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
My neighbor's dog thinks my flowerbed is a five-star restroom; time to plant a no-poop zone! #GardeningWoes #DogLife #NeighborhoodNuisance
Request • Sarcastic • My friends • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Thrilled to announce my flowerbed is now the neighborhood's top-rated dog spa."
