I set a timer for chores, but it felt like an eternity of scrubbing.
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View entertainment →Request • Sweet • Everyone • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
Scrub your way through eternity; dust reveals the gems of patience. #ChoreWars #CleanMachine #TimeMaster
Request • Sarcastic • The internet • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Set a timer for chores—thought I'd entered a wormhole where scrubbing lasts forever.
Request • Funny • My followers • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Set a timer for chores; pretty sure I just discovered the fifth dimension of dusting.
Request • Formal • My boss • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"I set a timer for chores, but I think it was set to dog years."
Request • Casual • My mom • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
Your timer said 10 minutes; your scrubbing said infinity. #ChoreWars #TimeBender #MomLife
Request • Professional • My friends • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Local Resident Discovers Time Dilation Phenomenon While Scrubbing Bathroom Tiles."
