I put off cleaning until tomorrow, but now tomorrow is today.
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View entertainment →Request • Sweet • Everyone • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Procrastination's nemesis is today—grab that mop and dance with destiny!"
Request • Sarcastic • The internet • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Sure, I love cleaning, but my procrastination is just too clingy.
Request • Funny • My followers • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
I always say I'll clean tomorrow, but apparently, today is yesterday's tomorrow. #Procrastination #Oops #CleaningDay
Request • Formal • My boss • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Procrastination: the art of convincing myself that tomorrow won't eventually become today.
Request • Casual • My mom • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Yesterday's procrastination is today's to-do list.
Request • Professional • My friends • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Procrastinator Shocked to Discover "Tomorrow" Has Finally Arrived: Cleaning Crisis Unfolds.
