I finally cleaned the windows but forgot to take down the curtains.
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View entertainment →Request • Casual • Everyone • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
Cleaned the windows but left the curtains up—guess I polished my optimism instead. #CleaningFails #Oops #DomesticBliss
Request • Professional • The internet • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Spent all morning cleaning the windows, but now I just have cleaner curtains.
Request • Sweet • My followers • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
You will see clearly now, but the curtains have outsmarted you.
Request • Sarcastic • My boss • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Local Boss Achieves Crystal Clear Windows, Forgets Curtains in Place—Enjoys Stunning View of Own Drapery!"
Request • Funny • My mom • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
"Clean windows, hidden view; curtains win this round. #DomesticDiva #Oops #MomLife"
Request • Formal • My friends • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Just cleaned the windows, but the curtains are still keeping secrets.
