I decided to try my hand at woodworking, crafting unique items.
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I traded my keyboard for a chisel—let's see if I can make woodwork or just wood won't work.
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Tried woodworking; now my splinters have splinters.
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Your hands will carve stories in wood, revealing hidden beauty. #Woodworking #Crafting #Handmade
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Local Boss Trades PowerPoints for Power Tools; Office Prepares for Splintered Morale.
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"Woodworking: Where I turn 'Oops' into 'Art' one splinter at a time."
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Just embarked on a woodworking journey; expect splinters and masterpieces alike!