I turned off screens and stared at the ceiling in HD
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Breaking News: Local Worker Claims Ceiling Watching in HD Boosts Productivity by 0%.
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"Unplugged and upgraded: my ceiling's resolution is breathtaking."
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I upgraded to the latest model of mindfulness: ceiling-watching in high definition.
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Turned off screens, stared at the ceiling—finally saw life in true HD. #DigitalDetox #Mindfulness #ScreenFree
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"I upgraded my clarity: traded pixels for ceiling tiles."
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Your mind's best refreshment sometimes is a ceiling's blank slate.