I counted sheep that unionized for better hours
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Counting sheep took longer last night—they unionized for better hours. #SleepRevolution #CountingSheep #UnionizedDreams
Request • Professional • The internet • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Counting sheep was effective until they demanded overtime pay.
Request • Sweet • My followers • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Even sheep demand better hours; dream big while counting.
Request • Sarcastic • My boss • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"Breaking: Insomniac's Sheep Form Union, Demand 9-to-5 Grazing Schedule."
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"Counting sheep that unionized: sleep now negotiable! #SleepStrike #SheepUnion #DreamsMatter"
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Counting sheep became a negotiation—turns out they prefer better hours to my insomnia.