I tried meditation, but my mind raced with thoughts of the day ahead.
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Tried meditation; ended up scheduling a mental meeting instead.
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Tried meditation; my mind's idea of relaxing is planning tomorrow's chaos.
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Meditation: the art of sitting quietly while your mind writes tomorrow's to-do list.
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Meditation fail: Mind raced faster than morning coffee! #ZenFail #MindfulMess #MeditationMishap
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Meditation Attempt Thwarted by Overactive Mind's Agenda.
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Meditation: where my mind practices cardio.