I lay awake, counting sheep while the clock ticked relentlessly on.
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Insomnia: where sheep get counted more than calories. #Sleepless #CountingSheep #Insomnia
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Insomnia: When even sheep refuse to help you sleep.
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"May your dreams outnumber the sheep and your nights be as peaceful as a lullaby."
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"Insomniac Discovers New Sleep Aid: Sheep Counting Proves More Effective Than Actual Rest!"
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Stop counting sheep and start counting zzz's. #InsomniaWarrior #SleepGoals #CountingSheep
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Staring at the ceiling, counting sheep—insomnia's version of a bedtime story.