I was surprised to hear my blood pressure was lower than last time.
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View entertainment →Request • Sarcastic • My boss • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"Shocking Discovery: Boss's Blood Pressure Drops After Realizing Stress Is Overrated!"
Request • Funny • My mom • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

"Turns out, avoiding family drama is the best blood pressure medicine. #ZenMaster #HeartSmart #DramaFree"
Request • Formal • My friends • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Guess who is now officially less pressure-cooked than last time!
Request • Casual • Everyone • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Turns out, my blood pressure was playing limbo and I didn't even know I was invited to the game.
Request • Professional • The internet • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"Doctor: Your blood pressure is lower. Me: Guess stress took a vacation!"
Request • Sweet • My followers • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags

"Surprises are sweet, especially when your blood pressure takes a dive. #HealthyLiving #BloodPressure #Wellness"