I spent hours cooking, but I forgot to check the oven timer.
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Your gourmet masterpiece: well-done by accident.
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Chef's Ambitious Feast Becomes Charcoal Masterpiece After Timer Mishap.
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"Even the best recipes need a watchful eye. #CookingFails #KitchenAdventures #Oops"
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Spent hours cooking a masterpiece, but the oven and I had a timing disagreement.
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Spent hours cooking for Mom, but my culinary masterpiece is now a charcoal sculpture.
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"Spent hours cooking a masterpiece, only to realize my oven's timer is just for decoration."