I cooked quinoa in bulk, only to find no one wanted to eat it.
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Local Chef Discovers Bulk Quinoa's True Destiny: Eternal Pantry Decor.
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"Quinoa: the seed of hope, abandoned for pizza." #KitchenAdventures #QuinoaQuest #Leftovers
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I cooked quinoa for an army, only to find my friends went AWOL.
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Cooked quinoa in bulk; now it's officially my pet.
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Cooked enough quinoa to feed an army; turns out they didn't enlist.
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Your quinoa's future: destined to be a side dish, not the main event. #QuinoaProblems #KitchenAdventures #TooMuchQuinoa
