I labeled everything neatly, but the labels faded after one wash.
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Labeled my containers like a pro, but the dishwasher has a different agenda. #LabelFail #KitchenChaos #Oops
Request • Professional • The internet • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"When your labels take a disappearing act more seriously than Houdini ever did."
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Your labels have vanished, but your effort will not wash away.
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"Revolutionary Ink Invented: Dishwasher Achieves Fame by Rendering Neat Labels Invisible!"
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"Neat labels, meet the dishwasher: where organization goes to rinse away!" #KitchenChaos #LabelFails #MomLife
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I meticulously labeled everything, only for the wash to render them as mysterious as an ancient scroll.