I compared prices on canned goods and lost track of time completely.
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Got so absorbed comparing canned prices, I almost became a canned good myself.
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"Spent all afternoon comparing canned goods prices; now I know what it feels like to time travel."
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Time flies when you're stacking savings. #CannedCrusader #PricePatrol #BargainHunter
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Breaking News: Employee Discovers Time Travel While Analyzing Canned Peas Prices.
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"Time flies when you're bean-counting!"
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I dove into canned goods prices and emerged wondering what year it is.