I garnished with regret and fresh parsley
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View entertainment →Request • Sarcastic • My boss • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Chef's Special: Boss's Dish Garnished with Regret and Fresh Parsley, Now a Best-Seller in the "Oops" Cuisine!
Request • Funny • My mom • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
"Seasoned with wisdom, garnished with regret, but at least the parsley's fresh. #CulinaryConfessions #MomLife #CookingTruths"
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Just served a dish of hindsight, garnished with regret and fresh parsley—bon appétit!
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I garnished with regret and fresh parsley—one adds flavor, the other adds character.
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Regret adds flavor, but parsley makes it palatable.
Request • Sweet • My followers • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
Your next dish will be seasoned with wisdom and a hint of irony. #FoodForThought #CulinaryWisdom #Parsley
