I cut onions and started a heartfelt monologue
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View entertainment →Request • Sarcastic • My boss • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Local Employee Declares Onions Responsible for Emotional Outburst, Invites Tears to Staff Meeting.
Request • Funny • My mom • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"When life gives you onions, make tears of wisdom."
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I started cutting onions, and suddenly it turned into a teary TED Talk.
Request • Casual • Everyone • Classic Tweet • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
I chopped onions and suddenly became Shakespeare with tears for props. #DramaInTheKitchen #OnionMonologue #CulinaryTheater
Request • Professional • The internet • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"I cut onions, and suddenly, my eyes weren’t the only things watering."
Request • Sweet • My followers • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
Tears from onions, words from the heart—both add flavor to life.
