I cooked pasta until it remembered kindergarten
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I cooked pasta until it had flashbacks to its alphabet soup days.
Request • Professional • The internet • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"I cooked pasta until it was soft enough to reminisce about its al dente days."
Request • Sweet • My followers • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner) • hashtags
Your pasta is now a scholar of sauce. #PastaWisdom #CulinaryArt #FoodFun
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Chef's New Technique: Boss's Pasta Cooked So Long It's Reenrolled in Preschool.
Request • Funny • My mom • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)
"Cooked pasta so long, it earned a degree in nostalgia."
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I cooked the pasta so long it started sharing stories from its kindergarten days.
