I made a spreadsheet that judges me with conditional formatting
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View entertainment →Request • Sweet • Everyone • Motivational Poster • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"Even my spreadsheet knows how to highlight my potential."
Request • Sarcastic • The internet • Text Message • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Just made a spreadsheet that highlights my spending; now my finances and conditional formatting can judge me simultaneously.
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My spreadsheet uses conditional formatting to judge me—it's basically a digital parent. #FinanceHumor #SpreadsheetLife #Adulting
Request • Formal • My boss • Meme • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

"When your spreadsheet highlights your mistakes faster than your boss ever could."
Request • Casual • My mom • Fortune Cookie • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Your spreadsheet sees all; prepare for judgment in cells.
Request • Professional • My friends • Fake News Headline • Standard English • Super short (one-liner)

Spreadsheet Develops Sentience, Critiques Creator's Spending Habits with Colorful Precision.